And so it begins....

So here it is...

The launch of my blog and my first ever blog entry. Yay!

OMG Random Flashback! Remember LiveJournal?!? That was like good ole middle school and high school days for me. I never actually had one, and I always wish I had, kind of like I always wish I had a blog but was always too lazy and unmotivated to actually create one. Well take that laziness, cause here she is in all her glory! BAM! (said only with a NeNe Leeks Housewife of Atlanta dialect...and yes I called it a dialect. It will soon be featured on my resume under "Special Skills")

I guess my biggest issue with why I haven't actually kickstarted this whole thing into motion other than my love of procrastination, my constant struggle with depression, my laziness and recent lack of all things motivated, my newfound estranged relationship with passion, and the fact that I didn't have a fucking working laptop until last week for the past couple of months due to a fight with a glass of apple juice and my old laptop in which my laptop lost hard (and yes I did say apple juice- get into it, y'all know you love it). Anyway, I guess my biggest issue was the fact that even though I always have all these random things I want to blog, I felt like I needed some huge introduction for myself to the blogging world. Some long babbling rant where I tell you all about me, and list eight million facts that you probably could care less about. What I've now come to the conclusion though is that a. most of you know me. and b. if you don't, this blog will just be your way to get to know me, no introduction needed.

All you need to know is that I'm a twenty three year old New Yorker who is going to give you a little piece of his mind, on a somewhat constant basis. I would say daily but I know that knowing me that's probably just not going to happen... I originally wanted my blog to be all perez hilton and dlisted out, insistent that this would be my quick track to fame and superstardom. Luckily, I'm now over that, and this blog is pretty much just going to be all the thoughts that go on inside my head if you sawed it open and peered inside my brain. But without all the tools and blood that actually commiting that act would require. Some of it will be pretty fucking hilarious. Some of it will probably be pretty fucking depressing (I'm warning you all now). Some of it will just be songs and videos that I love and want to share with the rest of the world. Some of it will be stories from my personal life whereas some of it will be stories from others that I've heard. But my ultimate goal is that all of it will be really fucking entertaining and a great read. Let me know if I achieve this goal, and feel free to let me know if I fail miserably. If you enjoy it I'm ecstatic, and if you don't, then don't fucking read it... Yet another disclaimer, I have the mouth of a sailor and while I will try and refrain from profanities as much as possible in case old people or children read this, I can't promise that you won't read the f word so many times that you'll actually feel like you're getting f#$ed.

So what else can I say? Let the blogging games begin, and hopefully I can actually work on my commitment issues by committing to this damm thing... And from the very bottom of my heart, thank you for checking this out and I truly hope you enjoy what's to come.

Done and Dunn.