Oh Mackenzie

I know, I know. I simply haven't been blogging. I suck. But I'm breaking the virginity that has been regrown due to my absence (I'm sorry I can't help but constantly think of Poor Jessica on True Blood and make constant constant vulgar references to it). So anyway, yeah I'm back in full force, and I have a long written list of shit that I'm going to write about but quickly, did anyone watch the Mackenzie Phillips interview on Oprah? She was a child star, and the daughter of the late John Phillips from the Mama and the Papas. So basically she just wrote this memoir about her lifetime of drug abuse and more shockingly about how she had an incestous relationship with her father. FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS!!!! I know, right?! She says that basically she woke up one day out of a drug and alcohol induced blackout to find her dad on top of her going at it, and that this then consensually went on for ten years... I know, try not to gag.... She didn't end it until she became pregnant, and didn't know whether the baby was her father's or her boyfriend's. She had an abortion, and never let Daddy penetrate her again... It was a fascinating interview, as well as creepy and incredibly disturbing. I thought it was appropriate to attempt to eat my lunch during this hour, but it was a bad idea. I lost my appetite, and could've definitely vomited had I wanted to... So basically, if you have any interest in anorexia or bulimia and want some assistance, watch someone talk about having sex with their father for ten years, and you shouldn't have too much trouble.... And no I do not condone eating disorders...

One thing I did come up with was a fabulous new catchphrase though. Chaddy and I were talking about another subject that makes us both nauseous, and I said "Omg. Vomit. Worse than Mackenzie Phillips". New catchphrase coined. Basically if something is horrible, or makes you sick, and you need an extreme to compare it to, simply say "That's so much worse than Mackenzie Phillips." You might not find this funny because pretty much nothing is as bad as incest with your dad (FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS), but it can help in convincing another individual how bad you think something may be....

You'll thank me later.

Done and Dunn.